Hey, just because I forgot what I did last Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean I completely forgot about the menfolk. Even though they don’t expect flowers and cards I can’t pass up a marketed holiday to give my loved one a present. And it seems I am surrounded by people who celebrate an anniversary around this day, so if you’re one of them this might be even more useful than I planned on. Huzzah!

1. Bacon Pop, $5 Ben and I already sprinkle bacon salt on our popcorn for smokey goodness, but this cuts out the middle man (and yet does nothing for your middle).

2. Aviator Pillowcases, $25 My linens tend to be on the, uh, floral side, so these bad boys would beef up any bed.

3. Book Belt Buckle, $32 This Etsy shop takes old bookcovers and preserves them into belt buckles! Perfect for your well read sweetie.

4. Mix Tape USB Flash Drive, $18 Now, the making of a good compilation tape  is a very subtle art. It’s a lot easier when you just need it to hide your porn on this flashdrive.

5. Bonox Clock, $18 It’s got that retro feel without that grandma smell. Nothing says I love you quite like a blaring alarm every morning!

Of course if you’re stumped you can always consider this. (um, NSFW I suppose? It’s suggestive, not graphic.)