Oh haaaai.

So, February. We’re already less than two weeks into that day that either no one likes to talk about or OHMAHGAH IS IT TIME FOR CHOCOLATES AND DIAMONDS YET OR WHAT?

I kid, I kid.

Valentine’s Day is not a big deal to me because I like to tell people I love them (especially that one person I promised to love for the rest of my life) on a daily basis rather than one designated day. But if you love this holiday, hey, that’s cool. I personally love candy and red and anything heart-related so I can see the appeal. But it honestly took me a week – A WEEK, READERS – to remember what I did last Valentine’s Day.

And do you know what we did? Adopted Max. That’s right, I basically forgot about my own hedgehog’s birthday. Mother of the year right here, folks.

So let’s show some pretty things that would be good for a lucky lady in your life:

1. Lemon Heart Cookies, $7 I have been craving lemon bars like WHOA. So when I saw lemon bars in the shape of a mother truckin’ heart? Consider me sold. Order by the 7th to ensure it arrives for the holiday.

2. Scalloped Elagantine Skirt, $45. It is scalloped, people. And it’s pink. Need I say more?

3. Kimchi Satin Skimmer, $15 This flat is a must-have for spring; I could see myself wearing it with rolled denim or light sundresses. And for $15 at Urban Outfitters that’s practically a miracle.

4. Heart Hand Warmer, $6 Cold hands, warm heart? I’ve always hoped that was the case because I have the hands of a dead woman year-round. This hand warmer is cute and functional and is small enough to keep in your coat pocket. And it’s reusable, too!

5. Marc by MJ Amour Bobby, $28 I know, $28 for bobby pins? But they’re Maaaaarc Jaaaacobs. They will instantly make you look sweet and chic and who doesn’t love to pretend they are that way naturally? Just me?