With the exception of the Strap Perfect, I surprisingly do not own informercial products. I say surprisingly because I want them so bad. I love the novelty of them. I love that I could make a perfect pancake, grow hundreds of tomatoes from a single plant, and rub away body hair without a razor. Of course most of these products fall short of their promises, but I don’t care. I won’t believe you until I’m personally disappointed with it.

So over the weekend I caught this commercial for the Neckline Slimmer:

It is probably the most alluring one I’ve seen (and I even saw the Slap Chop during the same tv sitting)…and yet the most fradulent, of course. But who doesn’t think they have a problem with that area and WHO DOESN’T WANT TO FIX IT? Well, if you don’t, good for you. But this little lady really, almost, sort of wants to get it and just try it.

If not I will be able to make tuna salad in 15 seconds within the next eight to ten business days.

Technically I’m working if I am designing myself into an office.