So when my mom was younger, she was a huge Leif Garrett fan. If you don’t know who he is, that’s okay. The only thing you really need to know about him is that he came out with this rad album cover:

Sweet, no?

Anyway, my mom knew he was a Scorpio and snuck her mom’s equally rad scorpian amulet to send to him for his birthday (she swears that he later sent her a postcard thanking her for the gift). Because Leif just looks like a dude who would wear something like that, right? It is possibly the only thing missing from that album cover.

So it should come as no surprise when I stumbled upon this gem for sale on etsy that I laughed my butt off:

You can visit handmadeline to score this awesome necklace – perfect for those Scorpio friends or Norwegian pop stars you love.

I decided to join Twitter. Because I don’t have enough on my plate? Actually, it’s to keep up with friends’ lives since I have no time to actually call/write/see them.

You can add me or whatever at mhallbiotch. Because stalking just isn’t complete unless you know how I am feeling AT THIS VERY MOMENT.