TGIM
Tiffany battles with her inner girly-girl whilst site shopping and I’m just along for the ride.
Tiffany: I’m looking at bathing suits and cover-ups.
I’m ready to go to the beach.
Megan: I’m ready for sun again.
My tan has already come and gone.
Tiffany: I like this one:
Target, $17.99
though this is cute too:
Target, $17.99
Swim skirts are kinda cute to me!
Megan: I prefer the blue one.
Dude, I kinda want a one piece just for the va-va-voom look.
Showing everything I’ve got is SO last season for me.
Tiffany: Yes!
Aw I want this coverup:
Target, $16.99
Megan: Aw, cute.
Tiffany: Sorry to inundate you with links! How’s work?
Megan: No, s’ok
It’s good, getting the hang of it
Which allows me a little more room to goof off.
Also it’s pretty slow today; all of our clients are at this worldwide convention.
Tiffany: convening about world domination?
Megan: Yup. Can’t see how I wasn’t invited.
I want a black one-piece like Katie Holmes’ last year.
Tiffany: I think i’d like this kind of top better than a bandeau:
Victoria’s Secret, $29
But it’s not as cute as the other to me.
Megan: I would like to order that body for the suit.
Tiffany: Yes. “Does it come with?”
Megan: “I can haz tan?”
Tiffany: I knowz fernch! Lemme shew u eet:
Victoria’s Secret, $48
Megan: Okay, you’ve pressured me into online shopping. I like this:
Macy’s, $100
Though I wish it had a lower neckline, maybe.
There goes my “less is more” goal for this summer.
Tiffany: LOVE that one, too, Meg. Very vavavoom.
Megan: Though I’ll never understand these:
Rampage, $87
Even the model looks awkward. You’re just asking for a camel toe.
Tiffany: I totally agree. Why am I liking skirts these days?
Victoria’s Secret, $42
Megan: Well, it’s a short skirt. Not the skirt your mom wore so as not to embarrass you on the upper deck of the cruise.
Tiffany: and this:
Victoria’s Secret, $49
I think Bethenny wore something like this on Real Housewives, and I thought it was so cute.
Megan: I think I own underwear that look like that one.
Tiffany: Yes, that is the thing. Those do not offer the coverage I prefer.
Megan: ok, kinda diggin this one:
Ralph Lauren, $115
Though I think I just love the shot of it. I would not like it on my boh-day.
Tiffany: I want a big floppy hat now.
Megan: I know, right? Me, too.
Tiffany: pretty good deal here, too:
Victoria’s Secret, $15
Megan: Yep,but that doesn’t do anything for my girls except expose them every time I get out of a pool.
Tiffany: Well, what do you have to do to them besides expose them, share them with the world?
Megan: That’s what every man I’ve ever dated wants to know.
Here’s the best of both worlds:
DKNY $112
It’s a one piece! It’s a skirt! It’s totally something I can nab pool boys in when I’m 45!
But what I really want right now is this:
J Crew, $58
Since I’m apparently okay with wearing my swimsuits from two years ago.
I love the name for it, too. Polynesian burnout tunic. “For when you’ve had one too many Mai Tais”
Tiffany: uh oh, we moving on to j. crew?
Megan: I tried to stay away.
Tiffany: but that’s very cut.e
Megan: I don’t find any of their swimsuits to be anything fancy, though. Which I guess is their bag, but you know.
Tiffany: yeah basic, classic.
Megan: I don’t have any misguided notion that I’m going to look super fly in them.
Tiffany: you are super fly.
Megan: This much is true.
