Over the weekend I unfortunately saw 27 Dresses with girlfriends. While I can come up with 27 reasons to not watch this movie, allow me to address this concern to those of you who did see it:

Whatthefoxtrot is up with this shirt.

I get it, florals are in this spring. Groundbreaking. But I thought that the point of the movie was to show what sweet ole Kathy had to put up with in terms of ugly dresses – did they really have to go and make her ugly in her everyday wear?

Where is this from, Hollister circa 1998? No thank you.

I apologize for the quality of this picture, but it’s enough to make me yack.

I guess I hate this trend because I was a naive junior high schooler who went through a very big, very embarrassing floral phase and have yet to overcome this. So images like this below make me want to listen to Weezer and pin up JTT posters:

omg like <3 <3 <3 4eVeR!!?!

If you are going to follow this craze, allow me to recommend picking ONE floral piece instead of completely transforming yourself into some Hallmark sympathy e-card looking crap.

See? This girl is too pretty to care about sending you a cheap get well greeting.