For those of you who have not visited la casa de Megan, you have unfortunately not experienced the mindblowing adventure that is The Guest Bathroom.

This, my friend, is why I chose the house in the first place.

I’ve been feeling guilty lately about the blank canvases that hang out near my recycling bin – not that I want to trash them, but that’s the only part of my house that stays reasonably organized and clean. So while I was wasting time on a Google image search for inspiration, I came across this cool design:

The artist is Leigh Pennebaker and you can check out her website here. And since Project Runway didn’t run a new episode this week, her cool designs seemed to fill my creative fashion quota for the week weak.

Anyway, though my bathrooms have awesome wallpaper, my regular walls are pretty bare. So look forward to some awesome art project in the near future that has nothing to do with wire or fashion.

You’d think that with the limited red carpets we’re having this year, actresses would go all out and dazzle me. And while I didn’t even watch the show, you’d also think I’d wake up to some great pictures.

Alas.

Coming from a girl who hasn’t seen a tan line since last August, I am experienced in avoiding clothes that like to remind everyone that I look like the body double for Powder. I used to love everything Debra wore in “Will & Grace,” but that was seven years and five sandwiches ago.

I don’t even like Ellen Pompeo or that crappy television show she’s on, so it doesn’t surprise me that I don’t like this dress. Doesn’t she have some lowly assistant who could have steamed that thing? She’s just so “myeh” to me.

Who let Barbie out of the Malibu mansion? I don’t even know who January Jones is, except for some slutty girl who I went to high school with, but I do know that I don’t like her based entirely on the prom dress she decided to wear to this event.

And speaking of prom dresses, this looks like something I would have liked to have worn in 11th grade. Since Amanda Bynes is, what, 14?, I’m gonna chalk it up to all silly things adolescent (jelly shoes and Ace of Base, anyone?) and let it slide.

Everything that glitters is not gold. Except in Chandra Wilson’s case.

Melora Hardin, who plays crazy Jan on “The Office,” apparently went in character. There is too much going on to come up with just one snarky remark about this dress.

I’m gonna go ahead and jump on the bandwagon and say that Angelina is hot, blah blah blah. Given the fact that she’s pregnant, she could totally be working the glowy face and big boobs. Unfortunately she somehow found the one dress that matches every tone of her hair color.

Though Kyra Sedgwick’s dress is a fabulous color, she’s about three inches too short for this. And where’s the bling, honey? You disappoint me so.

Lisa Rinna is and always will be Logan Eckel’s mom to me a la Veronica Mars (it’s a little scary how often I namedrop television shows here), and somehow I’m still left trying to figure out her face and not pay attention to that dress.

I like to call this Sandra “Oh No She Didn’t.”

While judging strangers is quite possibly my second favorite hobby of all time, it wasn’t all that bad.

I’m not a huge fan of the top design – I don’t trust anything that looks like I could make it myself – but Jamie-Lynn Sigler chose awesome colors to go against her dark hair and skin.

While Allison Janey attended the awards show for Juno, I can only see her as CJ from “The West Wing.” Lemme tell you, she’s come a long way. This picture also supports my theory that everyone looks 100x better with a tan. And does that dress have POCKETS? Awesome.

Again, I purposely chose an unflattering picture of someone I don’t like, but I must say that for a redheaded albino, this dress is beautiful on her. That is all.

Did you know that Michelle Pfeiffer is FIFTY?! Momma is smokin.’

I don’t know what Vanessa Williams has done since the Pocahantas soundtrack, nor do I care. I am in love with yellow this season and I was so glad to see someone work in on the carpet. The black sash gives it that extra “kick” that I like.

Tell me, how high DOES the sycamore grow?