Ta-da!

This August marks another one-year anniversary, that being the one where Ben and I have lived in our very first home together!

I remember the first tour of the empty house, furiously texting Ben that he had to see the place and ignoring the landlord’s questions about how two people could possibly need this much room. I knew that was the house we would move into, the house he would carry me across the doorway as his brand new wife, the house where we would imagine our office as a nursery. And all of those fuzzy, warm fantasies kind of clouded the reality that the kitchen floor was scuffed to hell and there wasn’t a single electrical outlet in the bathroom.

Actually, those thoughts blocked out the entire image of the bathroom.

Before we moved in, our house had been a law firm for years. That means they had to put in a shower stall for us….aaaand that’s about it. Over the past year I slowly grew to loathe what essentially was a HALLWAY for a bathroom. I hated it so much that I didn’t even try to make it homey or presentable and just threw everything I had in my previous 1.5 glorious bathrooms into this overinflated linen closet.

Those holes you see near the toilet? Yeah, the remnants of handicap bars. The only “home improvement” project I insisted we do, and even that was half-assed.

So after a year of mildly tolerating the one room in the house I was guaranteed to see every day I decided that something needed to be done with it. I persuaded the property manager to let me paint the walls and went from there.

This is the first photo I took of the bathroom before we moved in:

Please note the paper towel holder and handicap bars.

And this, this is what I did with it:

I was already starting to feel better about the room already. Clearing out all of your junk can do that to a person.

I chose Olympic’s “Dewmist Delight” because I promised the property manager I’d pick a neutral color and this is as neutral as I get. It’s not like I’m going to paint the room red, I promised him. We already saw how much it did for the room before.

A couple coats of paint and some new bathroom accessories later…

I give you my new bathroom.

It’s brighter, cleaner, and a lot more organized.

Glass jars, so I don’t have to search for a Q-tip every morning! And a REAL, LIVE PLANT. THAT IS STILL LIVING. Because things want to actually thrive in this room now!

This is the wall opposite the shower. I used an old spice rack to hold my berjillion nail polishes.

We switched out the glass dome for a paper lantern that looks really cool when it’s on but does not photograph well *at all.* It took a lot of fuss to make sure it won’t catch on fire but explaining that would require its own post. Plus, you really don’t want to know.

I read in Real Simple once about a woman who collected hand mirrors and how they were crazy cheap on Ebay. Well, she was right. In two weeks I collected enough to arrange along the wall by the sink, making sure to hang them at different heights for any guest we might have (oh, and please don’t mind the smudges. I had just hung them and it took a few attempts to get them just the way I wanted). I used small plate hangers for most of them and the extra strong Command velcro strips for the two smaller ones.

I scored the shower curtain at World Market and loved it way before I picked out the wall color. Good thing it matched.

The great thing about a husband who is a designer for a print shop is that he can whip up window decals whenever we want. I love natural light but we couldn’t very well keep the blinds open for the world to watch me brush my teeth. These decals let enough light in while keeping everything else out.

Now let’s look at the numbers!

Having never made over a room before I think this is a pretty good deal. And considering the price of my happiness? Priceless.

Now, isn’t that much better? Can’t we all just breathe easier now? The fact that the dang rug stays in place is enough to make me smile.

Paper Cuts

So remember last June, when I was all “see y’all on Tuesday I’m going out of town for the weekend.”

…and then I came back a married woman?

Well it’s officially been a year (*cough* and a month) (*cough* and some change)! Which means it was a good excuse to have a nice meal and give each other presents.

We went the traditional route and decided to give paper gifts to each other. My dad has always said paper is the first anniversary gift because you’re so poor you can only afford a card your first year. But a card is too easy – nay, too simple – for us. You can’t marry two people who work in advertising to buy a PREMADE CARD, PEOPLE.

Besides, I never color within the lines, anyway.

I knew I wanted to give a paper-related gift that included  our mugs, so I headed straight to Etsy to find a patient soul that could make a portrait of us. And while there were some really nice and creative choices, nothing seemed to jump out to me. Also, I didn’t want to spend $500 on the ones that did. Also, I was a fool to show Ben the Blurb Wedding Book I had made a few weeks before our anniversary because that could have totally worked. But again, too simple.

Then I met Lise of lilimandrill.

She took this:

And turned it into THIS:

Now, I realize the stamp isn’t made of paper. But I figured since it would go on every single piece of paper we ever send out it was still within the paper-gift-giving realm. Yes, even when we pay our electric bill. Ben insists.

And speaking of the mister, this pretty much sums up why marrying him was the best decision I’ve ever made:

I WOKE UP TO A SPONGE BOB (shutup) PINATA.

A pinata. TOTALLY a paper gift. I overlooked the minor detail that it was filled with non-paper candy.

These were also stuffed inside:

You might recognize the design from the cameos Ben and I had done during our Disney trip. I particularly enjoy that we are so vain we both decided on gifts that concerned our faces.

Now our friends will see our sweet book plates and feel shame for borrowing a book of ours and never returning it. Shame, I tell you, SHAME!

So what did you and your significant other do on your first year anniversary? Do you (or will you) go the traditional or modern gift-giving route?

If you are about to celebrate your very own first anniversary, here are some ideas!

  • Tickets: Movie, theatre, airline, or concert (I spent about five minutes looking up Smashing Pumpkins dates until I realized it wouldn’t be much of a present if I stood next to my husband with my hands over my ears the entire time).
  • Blurb photo book: They are truly an amazing company and offer really great prices with quick turn-around time. Plus they will keep your order open for reprints should you decide to hand them out to family or friends as well (hello Christmas gifts).
  • Custom portrait. I am really digging jordyluxe’s custom cartoon portraits that are extremely cute and equally affordable (she can even include your pet(s))!
  • Personalized stationary/return address labels: Everything looks nicer with “From the Desk of Mr. & Mrs…”
  • Books: May I suggest a collection of Pablo Neruda love poems?
  • Handmade Calendar: Customize dates that are special to only you and your sweetie.
  • And, um, obviously pinatas and book plates. You can actually contact me to get with my husband who designed and printed ours.